Joke section

1. What's a cat's favourite colour?

Purr-ple

2. Why do ducks make good detectives?

They always quack the case

3. What kind of fish only swims at night?

A starfish

4. What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

5. Where do cows go when they want to watch a film?

The moo-vies

1. Knock knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's just a joke

2. Knock knock

Who's there?

Atch

Atch who?

Bless you

3. Knock knock

Who's there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

No silly, cows go MOO!

4. Knock knock

Who's there?

A little old lady

A little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel

5. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Spell

Spell who?

W. H. O.