Joke section
1. What's a cat's favourite colour?
Purr-ple
2. Why do ducks make good detectives?
They always quack the case
3. What kind of fish only swims at night?
A starfish
4. What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador
5. Where do cows go when they want to watch a film?
The moo-vies
1. Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke
2. Knock knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you
3. Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go MOO!
4. Knock knock
Who's there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel
5. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W. H. O.